Erynn Shoemaker

Erynn Shoemaker

March 22, 2012

A Cup of Hot Cocoa

Vancouver can be pretty shitty weather sometimes! Which it is a lot.



When its like this the best thing, nope the ONLY thing to do is curl up on the couch with a hot drink, preferably hot chocolate, a fuzzy blanket and a classic movie.

But lately i have not been able to do this, which is incredibly sad because those are the times where i am so happy and comfortable its like i'm floating on cloud nine. Some of my favourite days are spent under a heaping, puffy pile of warm softness.


So to again return to that delightful bearing in which i so deeply miss, i must somehow solve two problems or make a compromise.



First i am in school all the time. I only go home to re beautify myself and sleep, and i don't even do much of that because i am at school.

Second, which can be quite inconvenient. I do not have a very comfortable couch at the moment. There is no way in hell that perfect afternoon is going to happen without the perfect couch. Guess what!? I found one. Its absolutely perfect. Its big and red and soft and puffy and the best part, only 150 bucks. Its absolutely perfect!
This brings me to another problem... I have no space for it.


I guess this is where that compromise part comes in. So a half decent couch is going to have to work. As far as the school part goes i'm going to have to just find some time. A weekend would be perfect. After an eventful night of partying with friends, the next day is going to be spent in my comfy clothes on the decent couch with a fuzzy blanket and cup of hot chocolate.


Kicking Ass and Taking Names

And she is down! She gets back up and off she goes. She catches up to the pack and passes the other Jammer. Oh, she takes a ht from the pivot but she stays up and keeps going. Man, they are making her work for this. But she is determined. She plows through the rest of the pack and calls it off before the other Jammer could even get into the pack. That's five points for Rocket Bitch!


Two weeks ago i went to a Roller Derby bout, and it made re realize just how much i love and am missing this sport.

For those of you who don't know what it is, its a contact sport played by two teams. A game consists of a bunch of different plays lasting 2 min or until it is called off by a Jammer. Everyone is skating in the same direction with the pack starting at the first whistle and the Jammers at the second. For a team to get points, their scoring player, called the Jammer, scores points by lapping members of the opposing team. The rest of the team, called the pack, try to help their Jammer and slow down or stop the other Jammer from getting through and scoring. So in effect everyone is playing offence and defence at the same time.


The definition of the sport that attracts the majority of people that have never heard of it, is that there are a bunch of bad ass chicks on roller skates beating the shit out of each other.


 For the most part this is true, but there is actually some skills used and talent needed to play an interesting game.

Most people know this sport because of the film Whip It that came out in 2009. This is actually how i started playing. The idea of the game really got my attention so i decided that i was going to look for a team in my area. To my surprise there were actually a few teams that i could join. The only problem was that i wasn't old enough to play yet.


Thank god my team in Lacombe was amazing and let me join anyways. I wasn't allowed to play in games but they thought that if i practiced for a year before i could play a game i would have some serious skill when the time came around. It was true. They don't call me Rocket Bitch for nothing!



So I practiced, and worked my ass off for almost a year, and it paid off. The first games i played, we won. I felt like a Rockstar! People i didn't even know were coming up to me and congratulating me saying what an great game we played. I even had somebody come up to me while i was at work and tell me how great they thought i did.


I had never felt this way before. I was wanted and needed, and thats just how Roller Derby is. Everyone is so friendly and inviting. There is no other sport where you get to almost murder somebody thats not even on your team on the track and then get crazy and party with them at the after party.


I have a lack of Derby Love in my life right now and i miss having a Derby Family, so i am going to try out and hopefully make in onto one of the Terminal City Rollergirls. Wish me luck!!

Body Art

Who doesn't love a little bit of body art!? I mean what is not sexy about somebody expressing themselves and what they like in a place where it is with them no matter what. 


Don't get me wrong there are some tattoos out there that are a little creepy and weird, or just way too much, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Its not on my body!



Other tattoos make some people even more attractive than they would be without them, not just because of they way they look, but they add personality. They tell a little story about the person in which they will be connected to forever.


Some people consider themselves to be their personal canvas for some of their own art, which is kind of the coolest place for their portfolio. No way they will ever lose it!


I myself would never go all out and completely cover myself in tattoos but i have my fair share of ideas that i want for tattoos.

Some of them just cause i think they are cool, like a dragon. I mean i think that if you are gonna get more 7 tattoos, it is almost a requirement or i guess like a tradition to get some sort of dragon on your body. Like come on, you can not tell me it would be awesome to be a giant flying, fire breathing mystical creature. It so would be, but i cant be so the least i can do is get a tattoo of one.


Other tattoos i want, that are always the best are the ones that mean something to you.


Like for me, i will get one of #19. This represents the 19th rule in the 21 rules of success: Be bold and courageous, because when you look back on life you will regret the things you didn't do more than the things you did. Or another one would be: Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Anyways, it takes some serious skill for a person to draw on a persons skin in permanent ink and get it right. So make sure you know for sure what you want, but tattoos are kind of the shit so i suggest getting one!!

 

March 21, 2012

Johnny Depp

Its almost as if i have a super power or something. Like the power to see........ Johnny Depp! 


As one of my favourite actors, it seems as if this skill is fitting!


I was inspired to write this blog after watching the new 21 Jump Street. This made me think of the old TV show starring Johnny Depp, which was one acting gig that helped kick off his career. He is now probably mostly well known for Films like Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and The Pirates of the Caribbean films. Also for his collaboration with Tim Burton in seven films.



In my opinion Johnny Depp is sort of amazing! He has been nominated for top awards multiple times, including the Best Actor Awards from the Golden Globes for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street and the Screen Actors Guild for Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. He was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the Highest Paid Actor at $75million. 

He was garnered a sex symbole in American Cinema and was nominated Sexiest Man Alive in both 2003 and 2009. (I totally agree with this title for him)


By the way, watch 21 Jump Street as soon as you get the chance!!


March 19, 2012

First Blog

So we are supposed to write a blog for our Art & Creativity class, but I’ve never done this before. I have always wanted to try it but never really knew what to write about. I guess the best way to go about this is to write about what I know best… ME!! That’s right this blog is going to be all about your truly and all of the things that make me who I am.

I’m a small town farm girl from central Alberta, now living in what I consider to be probably the best city in Canada, Vancouver. I absolutely hated high school but now that I have moved on to bigger and better things, like attending Vancouver Film School, I feel like things couldn’t get any better. I played Roller Derby for a year back in alberta and fell in love with the sport! But since iv'e moved to Vancouver haven't been able to play, which is heart breaking, so as soon as i am able to, i'm going to try out for Terminal City Roller Girls. I like to cook and actually just about became a chef. I love the beach and the ocean. When its rainy out watching a movie on the couch with a blanket and a hot drink is the best thing. I love my family and friends and to party and go clubbing with them whenever i can. I want to spend lots of time traveling and trying new things. Finally i think the thing i love the most is humor. I love reading things that are funny, watching comedies and when things are sad try and make things better with humor.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console  him for what he is.
-Francis Bacon